Look, I didn’t ask for much in a relationship.
Just some spontaneity, excitement, and a little effort.
But my ex? Rigid. Unimaginative. And worst of all… totally unwilling to adapt.
At first, I thought I could make it work. “Maybe I just need to change things up,” I told myself. “Try new angles.”
But no matter what I did, it was like being stuck in the same three boring positions… forever.
And honestly? My vibrator wasn’t much better. Ever try to get into the perfect position, only to realize your toy is about as flexible as a two-by-four? Yeah, same.
If I wanted toe-curling pleasure, I had to be the one doing all the work.